. بعض النكت باللغة الانجليزية.... some joke's in english

Today I brought you some joke's that I hope you like it...

ENJOY

A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi
........B:yes,sir.You are a taxi

.." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick
?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion
."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too

A:I have the perfect son
?B: does he smoke
A:No, hedoesn't
?B: does he drink whiskey
A:No,he doesn't
?B:does he ever come home late
A:No,he doesn't
??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How old is he
A:He will be six months old next wednesday

One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single
one day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like them
His friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like ypur mother
A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her
With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much
The friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like her

I WISH YOU LIKE IT...... THANKS

[[]Thanks Lillian[/b]

you are most welcome brother

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very funny jokes ,I like it Laughing

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All the best sis bounce

and keep going.

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very funny jokes ,I like it .
All the best sis and keep going.

Thanks for passing sis....

And I'm glad that you liked it...

hope for you all the best

Thanks lillian

Something very beautiful

Restore smiles to the faces of members of the Forum

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عسلاوي كتب:: Thanks lillian

Something very beautiful

Restore smiles to the faces of members of the Forum

Thanks aslawy for passing bay...

and to make all of you smiling is our goal...

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